What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:18
After a few moments he returns.
Yes sir it is.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Why should we share our wife with others?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?
HELLO
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
{RING} {RING}
What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.